Not ratable: this game manages to be atrocious beyond words.
0: Beneath human expectation.
1: Wretched waste of time.
2: A really poor effort.
3: Doesn't make the grade.
4: Below average.
5: Perfectly average.
6: Above average.
7: Proved itself to be good.
8: One heck of a good time.
9: A shiny pinnacle in video gaming. (Real video games don't make it to 10.)
10: Greatness turned into electronic bits.
11: Wonderful beyond description.
Above Rating: this game is holy.